Hold onto your shields, folks, because things got weird in [City Name] yesterday. A man dressed as Captain America was arrested after allegedly going on a chaotic crime spree that left residents scratching their heads and local law enforcement scrambling.

Witnesses say the costumed crusader first appeared downtown around midday, initially drawing smiles and requests for photos. However, things quickly took a turn when he reportedly began berating street performers for ‘un-American’ activities and vandalizing a hot dog stand for ‘not serving freedom fries.’

‘He was yelling about Hydra and the Deep State,’ recounted one bewildered street performer. ‘Honestly, I thought it was just some intense cosplay at first, but then he started throwing my juggling pins.’

The situation escalated further when ‘Captain Chaos,’ as he’s now being dubbed by local media, allegedly attempted to ‘liberate’ pigeons from a park, claiming they were ‘imprisoned by a tyrannical government.’ He then reportedly commandeered a child’s scooter and led police on a brief but comical chase through the city center before finally being apprehended near the [Landmark].

‘[Suspect Name],’ identified as a [Suspect Age]-year-old [Suspect Occupation] with a history of [briefly mention relevant history, if any, otherwise say ‘no prior record’], is currently being held at [Police Station] on charges including [List of charges, e.g., disturbing the peace, vandalism, resisting arrest].

The incident raises questions about the line between harmless cosplay and public disturbance. While many found the situation amusing, police are reminding citizens that impersonating superheroes does not grant immunity from the law. As for the pigeons, they remain free and are likely plotting their revenge on the misguided ‘Captain America.’